Liberal Christians

A few guidelines to see if you qualify as a Liberal Christian:

Liberals are more offended by a Nativity scene than by the Maplethorpe art exhibit depicting Christ as a sodomizer.

They cite the Pope as a beacon of morality when he denounces war and capital punishment, but dismiss him as an out-of-touch relic when he expresses equal condemnation toward abortion and homosexuality.

They acknowledge the theory of evolution as being incendiary and inflammatory toward African-Americans, yet insist it be taught in public schools.

They agree with those who shout down speakers with whom they disagree, while patting themselves on the back for being "tolerant" of divergent views.

They find a moral equivalence between our troops putting naked Iraqi prisoners on dog leashes, with terrorists severing the heads of American hostages.

They say they support gay marriage, yet denounce any ballot initiative seeking to legalize it as divisive.

You think this country is a mess now, think of the mess it will be in if the Liberals win the next election.